STRESSED DESSERTS
If someone thinks that fatigue is agony and agony is beauty and insomnia is unavoidable, then shouldn’t someone embrace that instead of laying in bed until 4 in the EFFING morning in pain from trying to (unsuccessfully) fall asleep?! I refused to take sleeping pills, but I am really considering the joy of super extra drowsy Gravol. and NOT cutting it in half. That’s right, the whoooooole pill.
“‘Running away with the circus’ was the dream of every school boy and the nightmare of every mother with a bored and beautiful daughter.” Rube: sucker, hick, yokel, fish, marks, bums, losers, day traders in Portland, anyone over the age of 9 in this country who still believes in his heart that all cops are honest and would never lie in a courtroom. -hst, “Hey Rube”.
You know what I want for Christmas? A fucking jackalope. Or antlers. Get me a nice rack, and I’m yours baby. Rack as is antlers, any antlers, not rack as in hooters. I like me.
